everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car
but would victor hugo want you to spell it “les miz”
a crossover of rent and les mis called lease miserables
Seeing a Broadway show: This is the greatest day of my life!
When the show ends: I’ll never be happy again
Seeing a Broadway show: I did not live until today
When the show ends: How can I live when we are parted?
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween
if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7